Once upon a time on the English country side there lived three little footballers who loved to play football. They each lived in house right next to there very own Football Park. Life was good for the footballers accept for one thing…there houses were just down the road from where the big bad wolf lived and the most un-imaginable part was that the wolf hated football!
The youngest of the three (Wayne Rooney) was practising on his football pitch when along came the big bad wolf who hated football and liked to eat footballers. “Little footballer little footballer I’m coming to eat you” said the wolf. “Not if I can help it!” said Wayne. “I challenge you to a football game and if I win, then you must leave me and my friends alone!” “And if you lose?” replied the wolf. “Then you can eat me!” said Wayne nervously. So the wolf agreed to play the first little footballer at football. Sadly the wolf won and gobbled up Wayne.
The wolf eventually walked to the second footballer (as he was bloated) to find that the second footballer was polishing his Total 90 boots. The second eldest footballer (Ryan Giggs) asked what the wolf was doing and the wolf replied “I am here to eat you and rid this country side of the three little footballers” Not if I can help it!” yelled Ryan “I challenge you to a football game and if I win you must leave me and my brothers alone!” “And what happens when you lose?” asked the wolf. “Then you can eat me!” said Ryan. So the wolf gladly agreed to play the second little footballer as he was feeling very sure of himself after beating the first footballer. To Ryan’s surprise the wolf won and ate him in one whole bite before he had a chance to run away.
The wolf ran to the third little footballer (Christiano Ronaldo) because he was still hungry even after eating two footballers. The third and the eldest of the footballers was signing autographs when along came the big bad wolf. “What are you doing here?” said the third footballer angrily. “I am here to eat you!” replied the wolf. “Not if I can help it!” yelled Christiano. “I challenge you to a football game and if I should win you must leave me alone and never come back!” “Ok” said the wolf “but if I win I get to eat you!” The little footballer hesitated for a moment but then said “Fine!” So the wolf and the footballer played a very long game of football until finally Christiano Ronaldo took a forty-yard shot that curved past the wolf and went into the top right hand corner of the goal. The wolf was furious at the thought that he had just lost so he asked the footballer for a re-match but the footballer stubbornly refused.
Feeling even more furious the wolf decided he would still eat the footballer because his stomach was growling and full with anger. The third little footballer sprinted around the football park trying to get away from the wolf but eventually had to take shelter in his large brick house next to the park. “You can’t hide from me little footballer!” said the wolf “I think I can!” replied Christiano. But little did Christiano know the wolf was climbing up the side of the house towards the chimney. He heard a crash and figured out what the wolf was doing so he set up a trap. He waited a few minutes then….thump! He turned around to see the wolf burning in a large fire place. Lucky to be alive the wolf then ran out the door screaming and never came back.
Cristiano Ronaldo lived happily ever after and later signed for Manchester United football club.
Written By Gareth
